no haikus ever

i would not eat a urinal cake
i'm not going to say never
i mean gun to my head
of course
two hundred dollars
probably
they're not allowed to tape it
two hundred dollars can buy things
and we all need things
am i right
of course i'm right
people need to eat
you can't survive
otherwise
water is more or less free
great country for that
public water
has my unwavering support
so yeah
i guess i'd mow down on one
wait
what just happened