no haikus ever

everything has to be a glass full of lemons
and everything has to be a down note
and it's not like things will get better
until they do
which is sometime in the future
accompanied by silver shoulder pads
and requisite flying cars

external locus
is the term, i suppose
it best sums up what'll make me happy
popcorn, scrabble, movies
"picnic" isn't necessary code for cunnilingus
though i suppose "snack" is
so there's that

i miss trees
real trees have leaves, not needles
trees with needles are kids stuff
like putting your voice in a build-a-bear
ronny cordova says you're gay
but he means it in that "gay=lame" sort of way
which isn't cool, but still, it happens

may will be a good month
remind me in may
to have fun
and smile
and laugh a joker laugh
and dance a travolta dance
and fight like the wind
which i assume involves a lot of blowing on opponents
let's hope they get uncomfortable, due to all the blowing
and leave the fight
because that counts as a victory, right?
of course
of course