no haikus ever

it might as well be china
i might as well be digging through the earth
that would be just as quick, just as effective
oh, be a doll
a china doll

you be as forward as i'd like
as much as i'd never be
it's more efficient that way, frankly
and first moves only go well in tic-tac-toe
and this is slightly more complicated
it's connect four
or SOS

i can't dig to china
not from this angle
i would end up in the indian ocean
off the coast of adélie land
where they have penguins
which i suppose is a plus