Thursday, April 14, 2011

i have go-to lines
bits, catchphrases

i think that the bridge of paradise by the dashboard light is a great thing
for a woman to sing
at the last moment pre-coitus

when a joke fails horribly, i say that it needs work

and i like to give little shout-outs to the ladies
because some people really seem to enjoy that

if we're parting, i will instruct you to have fun
and you had better

if you wear a black v-neck t-shirt
then congratulations
i will call you ricky gervais

i use dinger as an explitive more often than any grown man really ought to

but there's more to me than that

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