no haikus ever

if i go to sleep in my clothes
it's because it makes a night's sleep seem more like just a nap
if i wear my shoes in the house
it's because it makes me feel like i'm out and getting things done
if i wear a button-up over what isn't really an undershirt, per se
it's because, well, let's not be coy
it's because tits 'n gut
if i wear sandals of any sort
then you know that it's not the real me
so don't stop hitting until they confess
and give me back my face