no haikus ever

what is it this week?
what's trending
better check
so i can be every bit as mad as everyone
or as silly
or as whooping insane

how long until oprah retires?
i'd better know
i don't want to be out of the loop
is that even possible at this point?
or is that impossibility just my fault

i'm not above the mob
i'm not smarter than anyone else
but i'm smarter than me
except when i'm not
which is a lot of the time