menstruation, more like peoplestruation

did narcissus ever call out his own name when he masturbated?

so my dog got worms and died, and now worms got my dog

have you ever run in to a panini place and shouted "stop the presses"?

these are the jokes, i scream into the mirror, crying

these. are. the jokes.

Tried to go to the ol' campus bar

It's the worst bar, yar, worst bar by far

Dudes with drinks hogging up the line

Your too tall

Your too fine

I used that spelling purpose, too seem

Like I was younger, a real teen scream

Songs as old as your blankie get a pop

It's a gosh darn meat market douchestorm bop

Spotlights and guards

Is this a bar or a prison

That... Actually, wow

It's kind of terrifying

It's really scary

I'm not even being poetic

And it's not like the blade rave

That wasn't able to take it far enough

Because, for some reason, the vampires only brought one douchey human

Cheryl, it's your job to bring the human this fortnight

It's a real blood orgy

No really

I'm watching a blood orgy

And it's exactly what you think it is

Why won't I look away

Why don't I make that choice

Why can't I

What happens to the bodies

Oh christ

What do they do with them

Is this why i don't recognize any of the faces

Is this why I never did

Are they all dead now

Why do they writhe

WHY DO THEY WRITHE

But maybe that's why I never got laid in college