no haikus ever

There's a bear in the wall
Not so much in between the walls
Between two
And it's not especially in the fabric of the wall
What is it, stucco?
What do you make walls out of?
Bears?

How do i know that it's not several bears?
That the wall isn't a cleverly disguised cave?
I don't, i suppose.
I don't even know that the bear is really in the wall.

But I do.
It's a bear hunch.
Bear with me.
I can't bear to bear bear bear

Are you not listening to me there is a fucking bear in the wall
Why are you still reading this there is a bear in the wall
You are super close to the wall
Get out of the house
The bear is coming from inside
The wall