no haikus ever

there isn't an acoustic version of the word "zap"

and that's something that needs to be fixed

but the closest to that would be something like "vuuuup"

it's probably against my better judgment to put this in writing

but i really, really want to own a casual sports coat or blazer

i have spent a lot of time reading about this

if i could share a piece of advice with you

it's to forget about the idea that some people are the cool people

the cool people that i've become friends with aren't that cool

and now i'll never mispell the words "acoustic," "judgment," or "piece"

though apparently, i will still misspell the word "misspell"