there isn't an acoustic version of the word "zap"

and that's something that needs to be fixed

but the closest to that would be something like "vuuuup"

it's probably against my better judgment to put this in writing

but i really, really want to own a casual sports coat or blazer

i have spent a lot of time reading about this

if i could share a piece of advice with you

it's to forget about the idea that some people are the cool people

the cool people that i've become friends with aren't that cool

and now i'll never mispell the words "acoustic," "judgment," or "piece"

though apparently, i will still misspell the word "misspell"

I spent a week sleeping on the floor

On the beach

In a hallway

I took long, dumb walks

Long past the point where my feet ached

To places too big to properly see with my eyes

I saw old friends

And they're all doing great

And they took me in

I met a friend who I've talked to for years

And she showed me an island

Made of straight-up gumption

I got lost constantly

Which was frustrating

But, y'know, it's the journey, right?

I'm going home

But I think you took my heart

You big, ugly, smelly, wonderful city

And all of my money, too

my right hand is yellowed 

with smoke and my 

feet are blistered and 

my tummy is starchy 

and my knees are 

pretty okay and my 

stomach may be allergic 

to my belt buckle 

and my left hand 

is itchy and my 

hair is going red 

from the sun and 

my fingernails need clipping 

and my beard could 

use a trim and 

my opinion is that 

it was a pretty 

okay trip