I'm real angry, Sassy

That's a funny enough place to start

I'm angry and jealous and lonely and sad

Because I don't get to go to sleep and skip the year

Or zone out and just let it happen around me

I'm real angry, Sassy

Because everyone's already engaged

I'm angry and jealous and lonely and sad

And I don't want to work hard for it

And I haven't seen the hard work that everyone else has put in

Just the end result of a status update with a ring icon

I'm real angry, Sassy

Because everyone is stupid but me

Which is what I say as I burn my own house down

And by house I mean two bedroom apartment

When what I would like has more bedrooms

A backyard

And a washer-dryer combo

I'm real angry Sassy

And now you're licking yourself

Ick, it's audible

Shoot sadness in the fucking face

Give anxiety a Michinoku Driver

Pull loneliness' shirt up over its head and

 punch it on the crown of its head

Push ennui down a flight of stairs

Hold all of your worries and troubles by the 

throat over the edge of a tall tall building and 

say a great one-liner before dropping them

Throw a Kienzan at not being able to sleep 

at night and spending hours on the couch during 

the day waiting to go to bed and not sleep

Scream at insecurity and secret shame as you 

crouch over it and choke its life out

Say something really mean to not 

being happy, that'll learn it