It's too cold to drink outside

So I guess I'll drink inside

Well, this evening has certainly been a disappointment

We went to see the newest super hero movie

And the credits rolled

People started to file out

They're not real fans,

My daughter said to me

They don't know to stay until after the credits for the bonus scene

Shut up, you're ten, you don't know a thing about Iron Man

You are far too young to be an entitled nerd

It's a good thing that other people are enjoying the things that you enjoy

Even if "you liked them first"

But what I said was

I know

So maybe I'm teaching her the wrong lessons