no one ever gets drunk at pizza hut
but, you know, they do have a liquor license
you don't see businessmen drowning their troubles
along with a plate of delicious wing street all meat chicken wings
or vegetarian hipsters, ironically ordering meat lovers 'za
which, really, is just wasteful, more than anything
i'm not saying "let's get fucked up at pizza hut"
you may have missed my point
it's something a little more thoughtful than that
pizza hut is a metaphor
i'm saying "let's get fucked up in the alley behind pizza hut"
